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(More customer reviews)I moved into the big city and needed a new rug. when I saw the lion on this rug I knew it would offer it's protection from the crime of the urban jungle. when I laid this down in my living room it really tied the room together and I knew it would ward off any potential burglars. what I didn't know was how great this would be with the ladies. when I have my women over they always feel safe and assured as they sit near the rug and sip on a Zima. I mean, this thing is an aphrodisiac the likes of which I have never seen before. I lent the rug to a buddy of mine to try for a night on the rare occasion that he had a lady over, and it totally worked. granted, she was a bit of a porker, but she felt the fear melting powers of the mighty lion and was soothed into dropping the panties. one of the greatest aspects of this is the lush and full mane...I mean, pile. if you felt it and didn't know it was a rug, you'd think that you were actually touching a lion. oddly, it also smells somewhat like a wild animal. overall, I am extremely pleased with this rug and highly recommend it to any city dwellers afraid of being robbed at gunpoint, or dudes looking to drop some panties.
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Made with high quality Polypropylene pile yarn, anti-static, stain resistant, color fast, durable and easy to maintain, this beautiful and affordable rug is a particularly practical choice for discerning people with active household.
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